Whether you are an experienced user on the interwebs or just curious of what the heck a VPN even is, the fact is you need one. A VPN or Virtualized Private Network is just a fancy way of saying I want to appear that I’m no who I am and am not where I am on the Internet. This is a useful and very good thing.

I know, I know, some of you may be saying to yourself, “But I have nothing to hide from Big Brother, and neither should you.” If this describes you then <CLICK HERE>

  1. You have a laptop and use it outside of your house.
    The most useful reason to have a VPN is the ability to connect to an unsecured wifi connection to make it secure and relieve the worry of having your data compromised by some porn-addicted nerd in the corner of the Panera Bread. Nothing against Panera Bread, they are great, and Starbucks won’t let me in. Because of the corona virus, not the porn.
  2. You like to watch movies that you haven’t paid for.
    You’ve been couped up for two years because of a pandemic. Eventually, you want to watch the Mandalorian but are p.o.’d with Disney for firing that butch MMA chick. So, in comes the magic of KODI on an Amazon Firestick 4k. <– First affiliate link – yes, I have to pay for this server somehow, so buy one!! If you want to give this a whirl, go to https://troypoint.com/how-to-install-kodi-on-fire-tv/ for instructions. Don’t forget the VPN!
  3. You like to buy drugs on the Internet, i.e. Darkweb.
    I don’t have any good advice here for you. I could never be a good druggie. I once took an allergy pill and woke up two states away with a suitcase full of Russian money. I think I may have wrestled a bear; I’m still not sure.
  4. You want to know first hand what the QAnon drops are before they get removed from Facebook or Twitter. Or you’re a conservative.
    I can never keep up with where QAnon is these days. I just know some folks that are avid followers of this mysterious persona, and they have like thirty Facebook profiles because they keep getting suspended for their opinions. It’s kind of a pain when it’s their birthday, and I have to write out “Happy Birthday!!” 30 times but I do like to know what’s going on in the world. I have another friend who was kicked because he said he was going to take Vitamin D to help from getting Corona Virus. He wasn’t following “The Science” I guess.
  5. None of your F*@king Business!!
    The #1 reason to get a VPN is just this.

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